Man of the House

Andy walked into the kitchen where I was doing dishes (okay, fine! Maybe I was checking my email) and we had the following conversation:

A: Mom! There is a crab in the playroom that pinches butts!
M(laughing): A crab that pinches butts, that's funny...oh, also don't say butts.
A: MOM.ITS.NOT.FUNNY. Butt-pinchers are very dangerous.
M: Oh.
A: Don't worry, I will catch him, cover his eyes and tell him to shoo.
M (trying to supress giggles): okay. Thank goodness you're here.
A: Yes, thank goodness. Otherwise Daddy would have to come home from his work.

Its so comforting to know Andy is now a qualified butt-pinching crab tamer. That's a load off my mind.